Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Why I'm getting KTFU this cycle

1. I only have 10 days of VIP Fertility Friend left, meaning it ends at 14DPO. Coincidence? I think not.

2. The timing would be bad. My sister's wedding is less than 3 weeks after my EDD for this cycle, and I'm supposed to be in the wedding (just me and one other girl) and I will be heavily involved in the planning. Murphy's Law dictates that I will get pregnant soon.

3. This is cycle 5 for me, which is the same cycle my TTGP friends StickAround and MayBug got their BFPs. And I want to be just like them when I grow up.

4. The oh-so-scientific Chinese predictor thing says I should be having a girl. I really want baby #1 to be a girl.

5. I now own maternity jeans (see previous post). There was only one pair and they were my size. I should, by the rules of the universe, get to wear them soon.

6. Oh, and because we actually had sex on my O day. And a few days before. Which has never happened. (I'm not sure if that's as important as buying the maternity jeans, but it probably helps.)

Patience is not a virtue I possess. I need a fast forward button to next week. I'm getting my hopes up since our timing was good and, after all, everyone deserves a BFP for Christmas... I'm afraid I'm setting myself up for major disappointment just in time for the holidays. Oh well - if not then at least then I can become a total holiday wino!


  1. Besides #6, those are all very viable reasons why this month is your month! :)

    I totally think there is something to that Chinese calendar though...and if I didn't want a baby so bad I would only be trying on my girl months. ;)

    I've got nothing to be excited about at CD2, so I'm just going to live vicariously through you for the next 10 days! Good luck to us, hehe!

  2. I hope this is your cycle! Good luck :)

  3. Your posts crack me up. Yes, this is your cycle, if for no other reason because I said so.

  4. I absolutely love this post! You so own this cycle! :)

  5. I love this post too. And I can't wait for your BFP announcement!

  6. Did you o like a mo fo? That's really the biggest indicator. Did you feel your egg drop?